1. I am an early 30s single lady who very recently moved just outside of DC.
2. I am not at all equipped to handle DC traffic and city parking.
3. I have two master's degrees, but I am a domestic moron. In fact, up until 3 months ago, I referred to a rolling pin as a pinwheel. I have mastered the art of basic laundry and microwaving, though. My recent crockpot purchase will surely incite a few noteworthy stories.
4. My younger, married sister signed me up for online dating and manages my account.
5. I work in education, and most days I feel closer in age to my teenagers than to my own 20 and 30 something friends.
6. Insomniac...since infancy.
7. Vices include gin, chocolate butter creams, dirty frat boys, and impractical footwear.
8. I am a reality tv junkie, which prevents me from discussing quality programs at great length. But I can talk to you about the Real Housewives all day.
9. I moonlight as a Zumba instructor and standardized test grader.
10. I am pale, sing too loud and always off key, am sometimes slightly insecure about my body, and often let my roots and brows get too far out of control before visiting the salon.
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